Weapons of Math Instruction
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an
individual later discovered to be a public school
teacher was arrested trying to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference,
Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
movement. He is being charged by the FBI
weapons of math instructi...
